So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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