What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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