Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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