No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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