Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Randomize
