so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Randomize