hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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