the day after is always just damage control
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Less talking, more tequila
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
