I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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