it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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