bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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