Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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