But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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