belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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