If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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