that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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