Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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