thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
