i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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