The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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