Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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