He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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