This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
im about as happy as oj after his trial
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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