batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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