Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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