READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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