did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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