it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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