i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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