I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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