oh god the rape fog is back!
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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