Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Umm I'm too high to move.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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