What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Someone signed my nipple.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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