So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I cockslap morals
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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