Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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