brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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