Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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