is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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