question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Randomize
