I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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