Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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