We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I fill condoms, not promises.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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