saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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