I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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