How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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