he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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