do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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