I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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