is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize
