I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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