I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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