Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
there is puke in my bra ... again
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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