Don't you send me to vm
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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