you're like a bully in the Christmas story
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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