By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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