My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
