I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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